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Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

They don't have the right koalafications.

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Animals

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

It grows a moostache.

Travel

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

The Wrong Brothers.

Animals

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

They both have collar I.D.

a close-up of a dog's nose and front paws sticking out of a white blanketAnimals

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Hushpuppies.

Animals

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Hot croako.

Science

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

He didn't want to drink and derive.

a small girl, dressed up as a fairy in a fluffy tulle dress with wings, is sitting in a forestPuns

What fairy loves to count?

The two-th fairy.

The Penguins?Animals

What's black and white and goes around and around?

A penguin in a revolving door.

Science

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems.

Puns

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

I pine for you.

a woman dressed up as Catwoman poses atop a small yellow structureEntertainment

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Her purrrse.

a close-up of a smiling snowman wearing a hat, red scarf, and buttonsOutdoors

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle.

Holiday

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Because she laid all the eggs!

web designer?Puns

Take him out please!

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer...

Animals

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

They don't have the right koalafications.

Animals

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

You run around and around until you're all pooped out.