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Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Because they'd crack each other up.

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Outdoors

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Because it's just so lava-ble.

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Animals

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Pirates of the Care-bear-ean.

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Puns

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.

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Lying ghosts?Animals

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

You can see right through them.

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Puns

What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.

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Food & Drinks

How long will dinner be?

About a foot and a half.

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Holiday

What is a mom's favorite game?

Mother, may I!

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Animals

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.

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Science

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

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Family

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

No, I'm foal!

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Puns

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse.

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Professional

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

They just pick things up as they go along.

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Sports

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Pitcher.

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Food & Drinks

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Sparkling.

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Animals

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot.

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Animals

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

An aunt-eater.

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