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Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Because they'd crack each other up.

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Outdoors

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Because it's just so lava-ble.

Animals

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Pirates of the Care-bear-ean.

Puns

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.

Lying ghosts?Animals

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

You can see right through them.

Puns

What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.

Food & Drinks

How long will dinner be?

About a foot and a half.

Holiday

What is a mom's favorite game?

Mother, may I!

Animals

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.

Science

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

Family

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

No, I'm foal!

Puns

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse.

Professional

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

They just pick things up as they go along.

Sports

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Pitcher.

Food & Drinks

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Sparkling.

Animals

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot.

Animals

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

An aunt-eater.