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Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
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Outdoors
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Because it's just so lava-ble.
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Animals
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Pirates of the Care-bear-ean.
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Puns
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.
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Animals
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
You can see right through them.
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Puns
What do you call a silly hill?
Hill-arious.
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Food & Drinks
How long will dinner be?
About a foot and a half.
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Holiday
What is a mom's favorite game?
Mother, may I!
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Animals
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.
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Science
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
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Family
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
No, I'm foal!
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Puns
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
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Professional
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
They just pick things up as they go along.
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Sports
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Pitcher.
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Food & Drinks
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Sparkling.
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Animals
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
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Animals
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
An aunt-eater.
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