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Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
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Animals
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Slush puppies.
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Animals
How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
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Food & Drinks
What do chefs do in their spare time?
They go chopping.
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Animals
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Ratatouille!
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Sports
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Never mind, it's pointless.
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Animals
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
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Animals
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dog's tale.
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Animals
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak.
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Puns
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Time to hatch a plan!
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People
What do you call a handsome runner?
Dashing.
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Puns
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Cobbler.
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Puns
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Nep-tunes.
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Animals
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
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Animals
Which insect is the smartest?
The spelling bee.
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People
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Lady Gaga.
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Puns
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
He was trying to power it with flower power.
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