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Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have little antibodies.

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Animals

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Slush puppies.

Animals

How does a squid go into battle?

Well-armed.

Food & Drinks

What do chefs do in their spare time?

They go chopping.

a mouse sits at a miniature table with a miniature knife and fruitAnimals

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Ratatouille!

Sports

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Never mind, it's pointless.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower.

Animals

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

A shaggy dog's tale.

Animals

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

An old croak.

Puns

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Time to hatch a plan!

People

What do you call a handsome runner?

Dashing.

Puns

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Cobbler.

Puns

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Nep-tunes.

a gray horse has several balloons tied around its neckAnimals

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

He was a one-trick pony.

Animals

Which insect is the smartest?

The spelling bee.

People

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Lady Gaga.

a long-haired man wearing a tie-dye t-shirt and sunglasses holds up a peace sign to the cameraPuns

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

He was trying to power it with flower power.