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Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh wear shoes?

Because he prefers his bear feet.

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Puns

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Apple juice.

Puns

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!

Animals

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Because life's a rat race.

Animals

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and speak.

Entertainment

What do minions always put in their salads?

M-onions.

Food & Drinks

What is the opposite of coffee?

Sneezy.

Sports

What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

Animals

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright.

Holiday

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

Animals

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

She was tickled to death.

Puns

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment.

Entertainment

What do minions always put in their salads?

M-onions.

Scrambled eggs?Food & Drinks

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up!

Holiday

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

A beer and a mop.

Food & Drinks

What do chefs do in their spare time?

They go chopping.

Puns

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Because they're filled with so much common cents.