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Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Because it's holy.

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Puns

What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.

Animals

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Because talk is cheep.

Puns

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

They're going stag.

Puns

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales.

Cat's breakfast?Animals

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.

a pediatric dentist and a hygienist help a child at a dental check-upPuns

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.

Puns

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

It was a sneaker.

Puns

Why did the computer run out of money?

Someone cleaned out its cache.

Puns

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

A palm tree.

Animals

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Sting.

Outdoors

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

The woods.

Animals

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies.

bird drinking?Animals

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Toucans!

Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

Animals

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Slush puppies.

a person puts a chlorine tablet into a chemical feeder for a poolSports

What game does chlorine never lose?

Pool.