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Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Because it's traveling light.

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a child dressed up in a cardboard rocket ship costume stands next to a cardboard robotScience

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Because they understand the gravity of the situation.

Animals

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Just put it on my bill.

Puns

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Apple juice.

Animals

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright.

The pterodactyl?Animals

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the "P" is silent.

Family

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

A wet blanket.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.

People

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

You may think it's R, but it's really the C that they love.

Science

Why are bakers so good at math?

They love Pi!

Animals

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

C-A-T.

People

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

He was disqualified from the limbo contest.

Sports

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

The bored room.

People

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

He was disqualified from the limbo contest.

Animals

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys.

Entertainment

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

He was a little Thor.

Sports

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them, a crossbar can't jump.