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Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Because it's traveling light.

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a child dressed up in a cardboard rocket ship costume stands next to a cardboard robotScience

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Because they understand the gravity of the situation.

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Animals

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Just put it on my bill.

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Puns

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Apple juice.

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Animals

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright.

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The pterodactyl?Animals

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the "P" is silent.

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Family

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

A wet blanket.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.

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People

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

You may think it's R, but it's really the C that they love.

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Science

Why are bakers so good at math?

They love Pi!

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Animals

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

C-A-T.

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People

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

He was disqualified from the limbo contest.

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Sports

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

The bored room.

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What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

He was disqualified from the limbo contest.

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Animals

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys.

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Entertainment

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

He was a little Thor.

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Sports

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them, a crossbar can't jump.

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