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Why does the orange always lose in races?

It runs out of juice.

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Animals

How much money does a skunk have?

One scent.

Music

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

I'm a big fan of metal.

Food & Drinks

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

They're too cheesy.

Animals

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?

Animals

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle.

Puns

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

K.

Animals

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite.

Spiderman?Entertainment

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Webbings.

Animals

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer.

Animals

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course, houses can't jump.

Puns

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser.

Political

What building always gets stains on it?

The White House.

Puns

What animals love to close envelopes?

Seals.

Holiday

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho.

Puns

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

The loan shark.

Peter Pan?People

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.