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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run.

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Puns

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

a close-up of a microphone in front of a blurred audience in the backgroundAnimals

What British bugs are the best singers?

Beetles.

Music

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

Animals

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow.

Puns

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice.

a mit, baseball, and baseball bat all sit on a baseball diamondSports

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

The grumpire.

a man holds his hand up to his ear and appears to be shocked while listeningPuns

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

The pupils... they dilate.

a man is scratching his head with a puzzled look on his faceEntertainment

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

A Blockbuster.

Sports

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she's always running away from the ball!

a man wearing a beanie, sunglasses, and headphones in front of a blue backgroundFood & Drinks

What vegetables make the best music?

Beets.

Outdoors

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Twister.

Animals

What animal scores the most in basketball?

A dunk-ey.

Food & Drinks

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Your taste buds.

Puns

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

A hermit crab.

People

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Reese, with her spoon.

the U.S. Capitol Building Political

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Capital Hill.