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Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Fo' drizzle.

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Sports

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire.

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Animals

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Hop in.

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Animals

What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog.

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People

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.

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Holiday

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

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Puns

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales.

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Holiday

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Stacks.

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Puns

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Cock-a-doodle-don't.

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two spotted piglets sleep next to each other in the hayAnimals

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

In a ham-mock.

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Food & Drinks

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.

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Why are skeletons always hungry?

They're skin and bones.

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Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Professional

How does NASA organize a company party?

They planet.

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Food & Drinks

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

He was a big dill.

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Animals

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

They don't have the right koalafications.

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People

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

I bought two.

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