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Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Because people always speak of the devil.

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What day never takes itself seriously?

April Fool's Day.

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What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Wonky.

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What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

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What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

I'd be muffin without you.

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What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

An alpha-bat.

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite.

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Why do some people love eating snails?

They really hate fast food.

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Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

He was trying to power it with flower power.

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What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

An old croak.

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What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Sundae School.

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What musical instrument is the best typist?

A keyboard.

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If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.

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Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

They aren't allowed to travel.

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What kind of car do eggs drive?

A Yolkswagen.

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What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Tall tales.

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What's the king of all school supplies?

The ruler.

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