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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho.

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What time is your dentist appointment?

Tooth hurt-y.

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Animals

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice.

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Entertainment

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Cinderfella.

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Outdoors

What kind of bow can't be tied?

A rainbow!

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Puns

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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Animals

What happens when a frog's car dies?

He has it toad.

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Outdoors

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

A swim meat.

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Animals

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant!

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Sports

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

A match made in heaven.

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Sports

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Air buds.

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Travel

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Tom Cruise.

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Professional

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Because she always has to draw blood.

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Puns

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Because it's made of hide.

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Political

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

The Burrito Supreme Court.

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Family

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Pop-corn.

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Sports

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

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