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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho.

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dentist appointment?Professional

What time is your dentist appointment?

Tooth hurt-y.

Animals

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice.

Entertainment

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Cinderfella.

Outdoors

What kind of bow can't be tied?

A rainbow!

Puns

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Animals

What happens when a frog's car dies?

He has it toad.

Outdoors

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

A swim meat.

Animals

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant!

Sports

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

A match made in heaven.

Sports

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Air buds.

Travel

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Tom Cruise.

Professional

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Because she always has to draw blood.

Puns

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Because it's made of hide.

Political

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

The Burrito Supreme Court.

Family

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Pop-corn.

Sports

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!