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Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Because it "soots" him.

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Peter Pan?People

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

Animals

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

He got lockjaw.

Travel

Why are the mountains so tired?

Because they don't Everest.

Animals

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Three stripes and you're out!

Puns

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish.

Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

Puns

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

We're fried.

Animals

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.

Animals

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Hot croako.

three orca whales come to the surface of the waterPuns

Why do orcas love to gossip?

They always have a whale of a tale.

Animals

Why was the fish so smart?

It lived in a school.

Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

Holiday

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

They are very scent-imental.

Animals

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

A hot dog.

Vehicles

What car always breaks the rules?

A Nissan Rogue.

Outdoors

Where do termites go camping?

A tented house.