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Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
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Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Because there was so much poison IV.
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Food & Drinks
How does one gelatin greet another?
Jello!
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Holiday
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells.
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Puns
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Da brie was flying everywhere.
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Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
They're a total rip-off.
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Family
Which family member is always relieved?
A ne-phew.
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Animals
Where do horses reside?
In neigh-borhoods.
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Sports
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
He had Gatorade.
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Animals
What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
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Sports
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
So that they can pack the defense.
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Animals
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
A whee-bra!
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Animals
What bird helps you stay dry?
A t-owl.
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Animals
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
An arm and a leg.
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People
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Emma Watt-son.
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Food & Drinks
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Because she couldn't find a date.
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Animals
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Rough Rough!
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