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Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

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Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Because there was so much poison IV.

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Food & Drinks

How does one gelatin greet another?

Jello!

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Holiday

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Jingle smells.

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Puns

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

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Puns

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

They're a total rip-off.

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Family

Which family member is always relieved?

A ne-phew.

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Animals

Where do horses reside?

In neigh-borhoods.

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Sports

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

He had Gatorade.

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Animals

What do you call a baby monkey?

A chimp off the old block.

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Sports

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defense.

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What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

A whee-bra!

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Animals

What bird helps you stay dry?

A t-owl.

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Animals

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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People

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Emma Watt-son.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Because she couldn't find a date.

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Animals

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Rough Rough!

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