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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice.

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Puns

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

The loan shark.

The rabbit?Animals

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs bunny.

the sun is setting behind a body of water providing an orange glimmering sunsetCurrent Events

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

A weather pattern.

Animals

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Been nice gnawing you.

Animals

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.

Puns

What do you find at the end of everything?

The letter G.

Puns

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs.

Puns

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

a close-up of a map with a red push-pin stuck on the state of PennsylvaniaPolitical

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

It's a swing state.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

A blueberry shake.

Puns

What do you call a Russian flea?

A Moscow-ito.

Puns

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

The iWitness.

two children wearing backpacks are writing equations on a chalkboardEducation

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Because it had to go to sum-mer school.

Animals

Why was the fish so smart?

It lived in a school.

The peppers?Food & Drinks

What do nosey peppers do?

They get jalapeño business!

Animals

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.