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Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

It goes good with the traffic jam.

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singing rodent?Animals

What do you call a singing rodent?

Justin Beaver!

The Seagulls?Animals

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

Puns

Why is money so stubborn?

It doesn't want to make change.

Animals

What did the confused bee say?

To bee or not to bee.

Professional

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Briefs.

Outdoors

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

The bobber shop.

a close-up of a Burrowing owl with its head turned sideways at the cameraAnimals

What bird is losing its hair?

A bald eagle.

Professional

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

They just pick things up as they go along.

Outdoors

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

He didn't have the right hook.

Puns

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Travel

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

It had been busy with blustery days.

Science

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Because it's not rocket science.

Vehicles

Which big cat loves to drive?

A jaguar.

Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

Travel

Why are the mountains so tired?

Because they don't Everest.

Animals

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

They both have collar I.D.