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Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

It goes good with the traffic jam.

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singing rodent?Animals

What do you call a singing rodent?

Justin Beaver!

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The Seagulls?Animals

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

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Puns

Why is money so stubborn?

It doesn't want to make change.

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Animals

What did the confused bee say?

To bee or not to bee.

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Professional

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Briefs.

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Outdoors

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

The bobber shop.

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a close-up of a Burrowing owl with its head turned sideways at the cameraAnimals

What bird is losing its hair?

A bald eagle.

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Professional

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

They just pick things up as they go along.

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Outdoors

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

He didn't have the right hook.

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Puns

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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Travel

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

It had been busy with blustery days.

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Science

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Because it's not rocket science.

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Vehicles

Which big cat loves to drive?

A jaguar.

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Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

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Why are the mountains so tired?

Because they don't Everest.

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Animals

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

They both have collar I.D.

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