Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.

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Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Pierce Brosnan.

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Outdoors

Why are trees always so positive?

Because they have a pe-can do attitude.

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Education

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

It was on magic squares.

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What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

A dirt bike.

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Why do basketball players like cookies?

It's just another excuse to dunk.

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs.

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Which subject has two parts?

Bi-ology.

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What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Rebel Wilson.

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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

So-fish-ticated.

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What car can't keep a secret?

A Kia Telluride.

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Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

It's called the water cycle.

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What do you do when two snails fight?

Let them slug it out.

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Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Because it's a litter box.

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Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

"No change yet."

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Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Because he carries a house on his back.

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Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.

Looking for a specific joke?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Pierce Brosnan.

Why are trees always so positive?

Because they have a pe-can do attitude.

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

It was on magic squares.

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

A dirt bike.

Why do basketball players like cookies?

It's just another excuse to dunk.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs.

Which subject has two parts?

Bi-ology.

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Rebel Wilson.

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

So-fish-ticated.

What car can't keep a secret?

A Kia Telluride.

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

It's called the water cycle.

What do you do when two snails fight?

Let them slug it out.

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Because it's a litter box.

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

"No change yet."

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Because he carries a house on his back.