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They're too cheesy.

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Sports

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Hawk-ey.

Vehicles

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

A carpet.

Animals

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

A bullfrog.

Animals

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle.

Sports

What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

Holiday

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Mummy's Day.

Sports

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

I don't remember it, but it'll come back to me.

Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

Family

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

You otter do what I say!

Professional

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

"No change yet."

Food & Drinks

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Straw-berries.

Family

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

The infantry.

Animals

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

A cloud.

Sports

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

It was a home run.

Food & Drinks

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Oh crepe!

a group of people stands around a table displaying blueprints of some sortProfessional

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

The s-pie.