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Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

They're too cheesy.

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Sports

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Hawk-ey.

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Vehicles

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

A carpet.

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Animals

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

A bullfrog.

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Animals

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle.

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Sports

What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

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Holiday

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Mummy's Day.

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Sports

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

I don't remember it, but it'll come back to me.

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Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

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Family

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

You otter do what I say!

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Professional

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

"No change yet."

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Food & Drinks

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Straw-berries.

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Family

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

The infantry.

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Animals

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

A cloud.

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Sports

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

It was a home run.

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Food & Drinks

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Oh crepe!

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Which CIA agent is the best baker?

The s-pie.

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