Subscribe for more jokes!
name *
Email *
Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Fields marked with an asterisk (*) are required.
By submitting this form, you are agreeing to our
Privacy Policy
and
Terms of Use
Funny Editor
Good, clean jokes to make you laugh!
Home
categories
About
submit a joke
Subscribe
Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
Share On Facebook!
Tweet
Looking for a specific joke?
Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Vehicles
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
The Smart Car.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Puns
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Professional
People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Animals
Why are frogs always happy?
They eat what bugs them.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Animals
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Pouch potato.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Puns
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Can you ear me?
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Animals
What animal scores the most in basketball?
A dunk-ey.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Animals
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Puns
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Because they like being amoosed.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Food & Drinks
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Because she couldn't find a date.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Professional
Why did the barber win the race?
She knew shortcuts.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Animals
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
A lean-mur.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Animals
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Eileen.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Food & Drinks
What is the most attractive fruit?
A fine-apple.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Sports
What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Professional
What time is your dentist appointment?
Tooth hurt-y.
click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
See More!