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Why do two skunks argue?

Because they like to kick up a stink.

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Puns

What do you call an arctic cow?

An eskimoo.

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a pilot in uniform holds her head with a surprised expressionPuns

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

She had her head in the clouds.

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Food & Drinks

What is the loneliest cheese?

Prov-alone.

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People

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

He was disqualified from the limbo contest.

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a clear plastic tub is filled with water and apples sitting on the ground with fall leavesAnimals

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

A bobcat.

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Balanced Checked?Puns

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!

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Animals

How much money does a skunk have?

One scent.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

There's nobel... that's why I knocked.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy.

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a picture of Tunnel View, a scenic spot in Yosemite National Park in CAPeople

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Yosemite Sam.

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Animals

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad.

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Education

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Alphawetical.

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Surprised makeup?Family

Surprise!!!!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

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What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

He pulled a mussel.

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Animals

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Just put it on my bill.

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a slice of Parmigiano Reggiano cheese on a wooden cutting board surrounded by basil and tomatoesPeople

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Ray Romano.

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