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Why do some people love eating snails?

They really hate fast food.

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Science

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

Food & Drinks

How do eggs end a TV show?

That's all, yolks!

The pterodactyl?Animals

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the "P" is silent.

Outdoors

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they are shellfish.

People

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Halle Berry.

Puns

What do you call a Russian flea?

A Moscow-ito.

three orca whales come to the surface of the waterPuns

Why do orcas love to gossip?

They always have a whale of a tale.

Puns

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

There's nobel... that's why I knocked.

Animals

Where do ants go to eat?

At a restaurant.

People

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

They are both Paris sites.

Puns

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Take me to your weeder.

Entertainment

What cartoon character loves insects?

Bugs Bunny.

Food & Drinks

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Meatloaf.

Animals

What is another name for a cow?

A lawn-mooer.

Puns

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm.

Puns

Which state has the best streets?

Rhode Island.