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Why do some people love eating snails?
They really hate fast food.
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Science
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
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Food & Drinks
How do eggs end a TV show?
That's all, yolks!
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Animals
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
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Outdoors
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
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People
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Halle Berry.
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Puns
What do you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito.
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Puns
Why do orcas love to gossip?
They always have a whale of a tale.
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Puns
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
There's nobel... that's why I knocked.
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Animals
Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant.
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People
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
They are both Paris sites.
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Puns
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Take me to your weeder.
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Entertainment
What cartoon character loves insects?
Bugs Bunny.
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Food & Drinks
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Meatloaf.
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Animals
What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer.
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Puns
What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
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Puns
Which state has the best streets?
Rhode Island.
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