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Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

They are very scent-imental.

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Sports

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

They want to make sure their bases are covered.

Animals

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

He took off his yellow jacket.

singing rodent?Animals

What do you call a singing rodent?

Justin Beaver!

Animals

What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee.

Animals

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

He was always spotted.

Animals

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he was a "chicken".

Puns

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Luckily, I've been clean for five years.

Holiday

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?

Comet cleans sinks.

Animals

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat.

Puns

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

An egg-splosion.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles.

Holiday

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Sheep Covered Chocolate?Animals

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

Holiday

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

You're from good cardstock.