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Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

They are very scent-imental.

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Sports

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

They want to make sure their bases are covered.

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Animals

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

He took off his yellow jacket.

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singing rodent?Animals

What do you call a singing rodent?

Justin Beaver!

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Animals

What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee.

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Animals

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

He was always spotted.

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Animals

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he was a "chicken".

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Puns

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Luckily, I've been clean for five years.

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Holiday

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?

Comet cleans sinks.

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Animals

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat.

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Puns

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

An egg-splosion.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles.

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Holiday

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws.

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Puns

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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Sheep Covered Chocolate?Animals

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

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Holiday

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

You're from good cardstock.

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Food & Drinks

Which hot drink loves golf?

Tea.

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