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Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Because they understand the gravity of the situation.

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Outdoors

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

A swim meat.

Puns

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Because they're filled with so much common cents.

Puns

How do you measure a millennial?

In Insta-grams.

an excited person holds 17 one-hundred dollar bills fanned out in front of their facePuns

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Squeal of fortune!

Animals

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Three stripes and you're out!

Puns

What do you find at the end of everything?

The letter G.

Animals

What's a bee's favorite novel?

The Great Gats-bee.

Puns

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!

Outdoors

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

A rose.

Professional

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Casual Friday.

Political

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Bill Clinton.

The Penguins?Animals

What's black and white and goes around and around?

A penguin in a revolving door.

a fisherman wearing an orange jacket gives a thumbs-up to the camera while on a fishing boat in the harborEntertainment

What streaming service do fishermen watch?

Netflix.

Food & Drinks

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

He just wanted to be a watermelon.

Puns

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

Food & Drinks

How long will dinner be?

About a foot and a half.