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Why do rhinos charge?

Because they never carry cash.

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a large inflated red number five against a white backgroundPuns

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

It can plead the fifth.

Food & Drinks

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road.

Education

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my Word!

a yellow duckling stands on top of open books on a deskAnimals

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Moby-Duck.

Animals

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

Education

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

W-H-O.

Entertainment

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Quit goblin your dessert.

a close-up of a bowl of alphabet soup, a napkin, and a spoonPuns

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

You have a vowel movement.

Animals

Are baby skunks cute?

Simply odorable.

a white and tan spotted pony appears to smile at the cameraAnimals

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

It was too hoarse.

Puns

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

Puns

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed.

Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

Puns

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Slippers.

Puns

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.