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Why do rhinos charge?

Because they never carry cash.

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a large inflated red number five against a white backgroundPuns

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

It can plead the fifth.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road.

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Education

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my Word!

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a yellow duckling stands on top of open books on a deskAnimals

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Moby-Duck.

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Animals

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

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Education

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

W-H-O.

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Entertainment

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Quit goblin your dessert.

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a close-up of a bowl of alphabet soup, a napkin, and a spoonPuns

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

You have a vowel movement.

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Animals

Are baby skunks cute?

Simply odorable.

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a white and tan spotted pony appears to smile at the cameraAnimals

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

It was too hoarse.

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Puns

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed.

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Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

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Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

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What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Slippers.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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