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Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

They have the best space stationery.

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Puns

What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.

Animals

What's the world's weakest animal?

A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.

Animals

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Dam.

Animals

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

The owl.

Current Events

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Tulips!

Puns

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

You can count on me.

Puns

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish.

Animals

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them.

Animals

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Rough Rough!

Animals

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequacker.

Animals

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds.

Vehicles

What vehicle works the hardest?

A try-cycle.

Animals

Which insect is the smartest?

The spelling bee.

Animals

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

A chameleon.

a woman looks annoyed at a man giving her a bouquet of flowersPuns

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.

Holiday

What is the best Christmas present ever?

A broken drum-you can't beat it.