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Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

They have the best space stationery.

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Puns

What do you call a silly hill?

Hill-arious.

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Animals

What's the world's weakest animal?

A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.

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Animals

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Dam.

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Animals

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

The owl.

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Current Events

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Tulips!

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Puns

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

You can count on me.

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Puns

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish.

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Animals

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them.

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Animals

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Rough Rough!

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequacker.

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Animals

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds.

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Vehicles

What vehicle works the hardest?

A try-cycle.

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Animals

Which insect is the smartest?

The spelling bee.

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Animals

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

A chameleon.

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Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.

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Holiday

What is the best Christmas present ever?

A broken drum-you can't beat it.

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