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Why do owls make lousy reporters?

They only ask who.

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Puns

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Because it was too light.

Puns

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

a cat is playing with a roll of toilet paper in the bathroomAnimals

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Because it's a litter box.

Vehicles

What kind of car do eggs drive?

A Yolkswagen.

Holiday

What does winter fat turn into?

Spring rolls.

Family

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

A faux pa.

a nurse wearing blue scrubs and a stethoscope, holds a clipboard and smiles at the cameraProfessional

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Because there was so much poison IV.

Professional

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

The passengers kept reporting him for going the extra mile.

Mummy music?Music

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

Animals

What does a lion call an antelope?

Fast food.

Holiday

What day is your mom always right?

Every day.

Food & Drinks

What is the loneliest cheese?

Prov-alone.

Puns

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Because he didn't have mushroom there.

Family

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

They're she-ep.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel.

Professional

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

You just have to listen varicosely.