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Why do orcas love to gossip?

They always have a whale of a tale.

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The penguins?Animals

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

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Animals

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Because talk is cheep.

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Animals

What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee.

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Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

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Holiday

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...

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Animals

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

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Puns

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything.

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Animals

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new?

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Education

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

He was looking for a good reaction.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite?

He picked 7 up instead.

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Professional

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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Sports

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Never mind, it's pointless.

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What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered.

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Why did the sparrow go to the library?

It was looking for bookworms.

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Food & Drinks

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Bow tie.

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a person eating popcorn sits on their couch and pauses the show they're watching with a remote controlVehicles

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Law and Order SUV.

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