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Why do orcas love to gossip?

They always have a whale of a tale.

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The penguins?Animals

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

Animals

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Because talk is cheep.

Animals

What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee.

Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

Holiday

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...

Animals

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

Puns

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything.

Animals

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new?

Education

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

He was looking for a good reaction.

Food & Drinks

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite?

He picked 7 up instead.

Professional

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Sports

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Never mind, it's pointless.

Puns

What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered.

Puns

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

It was looking for bookworms.

Food & Drinks

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Bow tie.

a person eating popcorn sits on their couch and pauses the show they're watching with a remote controlVehicles

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Law and Order SUV.