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Why do moms make good vintners?

Because they deal with a lot of whine.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower.

Vehicles

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

It was a steam engine.

Sports

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

All of the fans left.

Outdoors

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Marsh-mallows.

Food & Drinks

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Your taste buds.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

A groundhog.

Food & Drinks

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it.

Animals

Where do baby apes sleep?

In apricots.

Food & Drinks

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Icebergers.

Family

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Don't take that tone with me.

Family

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Deer.

Puns

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Sorry, I'm just not a big fan.

Sports

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories.

Music

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

Puns

Why do vampires always look sick?

They keep coffin.

Professional

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue.