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Why do moms make good vintners?

Because they deal with a lot of whine.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower.

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Vehicles

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

It was a steam engine.

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Sports

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

All of the fans left.

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Outdoors

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Marsh-mallows.

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Food & Drinks

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Your taste buds.

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Puns

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

A groundhog.

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Food & Drinks

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it.

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Animals

Where do baby apes sleep?

In apricots.

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Food & Drinks

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Icebergers.

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Family

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Don't take that tone with me.

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Family

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Deer.

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Puns

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Sorry, I'm just not a big fan.

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Sports

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories.

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Music

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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Puns

Why do vampires always look sick?

They keep coffin.

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Professional

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue.

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