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Why do math teachers love March?

Because of pi day!

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Animals

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the referee calling fowls.

Animals

Why was the fish so smart?

It lived in a school.

Puns

What game do cows play at parties?

Moosical chairs.

a painting of autumn trees hangs on a gray wallPolitical

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

It was good at canvassing.

Holiday

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log.

Puns

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Because it was too light.

Holiday

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have the guts.

Professional

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

"No change yet."

Animals

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.

a pretty sunrise over the ocean and beachOutdoors

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Here comes the sun!

Food & Drinks

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Computer chips.

Animals

How do you care for a sick bird?

Tweetment.

People

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

No, 'emma stone!

Animals

Where would you find an elephant?

The same place you lost it.

Puns

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

A pod-iatrist.

Sports

What is the difference between baseball and law?

In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.