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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defense.

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Animals

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

A beer-a-cuda.

a cat is photoshopped wearing sunglasses and drinking an orange drink from a strawAnimals

Where do cats go on vacation?

Meow-i.

Professional

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

It was all smoke and mirrors.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

A blueberry shake.

Puns

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh!

Music

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Because they don't know the words yet.

a cat wearing glasses and a bow tie sits next to a mini chalkboard with fish drawn on itAnimals

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

A box and whisker plot.

a close-up of Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries® cerealPuns

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Yeah, it was a cereal killer.

Political

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

The Judicial Branch.

Food & Drinks

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Because she couldn't find a date.

Puns

Why were the atoms always hungry?

Their food is microscopic!

Vehicles

What kind of car does a chicken have?

A coop.

Animals

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalfeinated.

Puns

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Time to baguette.

Puns

Where do colds go on vacation?

Germ-any.

a group of people stands around a table displaying blueprints of some sortProfessional

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

The s-pie.