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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
So that they can pack the defense.
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Animals
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A beer-a-cuda.
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Animals
Where do cats go on vacation?
Meow-i.
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Professional
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
It was all smoke and mirrors.
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Food & Drinks
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
A blueberry shake.
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Puns
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
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Music
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Because they don't know the words yet.
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Animals
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
A box and whisker plot.
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Puns
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Yeah, it was a cereal killer.
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Political
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
The Judicial Branch.
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Food & Drinks
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Because she couldn't find a date.
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Puns
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Their food is microscopic!
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Vehicles
What kind of car does a chicken have?
A coop.
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Animals
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
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Puns
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Time to baguette.
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Puns
Where do colds go on vacation?
Germ-any.
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Professional
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
The s-pie.
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