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Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because their kids have to play inside all day.

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Animals

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

He took off his yellow jacket.

Animals

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area.

Animals

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Because he already had a trunk!

The Toothpaste?Music

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

a person is serving food from a colorful Indian food buffetAnimals

What animal loves Indian food?

A dal-matian.

Holiday

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

Puns

How was the wedding?

So beautiful! Even the cake was in tiers!

Puns

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

A pod-iatrist.

Animals

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

Holiday

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

A subordinate claus.

Outdoors

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they are shellfish.

Puns

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!

Education

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

H to O.

Animals

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.

Education

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

Professional

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Briefs.