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Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because their kids have to play inside all day.

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Animals

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

He took off his yellow jacket.

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Animals

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area.

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Animals

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Because he already had a trunk!

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The Toothpaste?Music

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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a person is serving food from a colorful Indian food buffetAnimals

What animal loves Indian food?

A dal-matian.

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Holiday

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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Puns

How was the wedding?

So beautiful! Even the cake was in tiers!

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Puns

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

A pod-iatrist.

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Animals

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

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Holiday

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

A subordinate claus.

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Outdoors

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they are shellfish.

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Puns

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!

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Education

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

H to O.

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Animals

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.

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Education

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

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Professional

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Briefs.

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