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Why do legumes gossip so much?

They want to spill the beans.

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Animals

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles!

a boxer hits a punching bagPuns

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

He was constantly hitting the sack.

a man is scratching his head with a puzzled look on his faceEntertainment

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

A Blockbuster.

Education

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

Outdoors

Which plant has the best roar?

A dandelion.

Professional

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

They both go to court.

Puns

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.

Entertainment

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

People

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

A soap opera.

Puns

What animals love to close envelopes?

Seals.

Puns

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

Animals

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

An old croak.

Education

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

Animals

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A bloodhound.

Holiday

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?

Comet cleans sinks.

Animals

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle.