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Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Because they don't know the words yet.

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a long-haired man wearing a tie-dye t-shirt and sunglasses holds up a peace sign to the cameraPuns

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

He was trying to power it with flower power.

Animals

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Slush puppies.

Animals

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

It grows a moostache.

Puns

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Animals

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

He called a tow truck.

Sports

What is the difference between baseball and law?

In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

Puns

Which state has the best streets?

Rhode Island.

two tree swallows sit perched on a branch and chirp at each otherAnimals

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Cardinals.

Puns

What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered.

Holiday

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Wrap music.

Animals

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies.

People

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Lady Gaga.

Puns

When should you start writing a book?

When you have a novel idea.

Animals

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

How slime flies.

The rabbit?Animals

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs bunny.

Puns

What sound does a witch's car make?

Broom broom!