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Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in.

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a man dressed in 1970s fashion is dancing in front of a psychedelic orange backgroundPuns

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

They all had boogie fever!

The ducks?Animals

What do ducks get after they eat?

A bill!

a close-up of two feet wearing flip-flop sandals on a yellow backgroundHoliday

Why are sandals so indecisive?

They always flip-flop back and forth.

Animals

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie.

pecan nuts?Food & Drinks

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

We're friends because we are both nuts!

Science

What do you call a peanut in space?

An astronut.

Outdoors

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

You shouldn't press your luck.

Baseball?Sports

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Because there are lots of fans.

Animals

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

A mockingbird.

Animals

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad.

Animals

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Because life's a rat race.

an aerial view of the Amazon River and surrounding jungleOutdoors

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

The Amazon.

Animals

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.

Food & Drinks

Why does the orange always lose in races?

It runs out of juice.

Food & Drinks

What do chefs do in their spare time?

They go chopping.

Outdoors

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Twister.