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Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they are shellfish.

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three orca whales come to the surface of the waterPuns

Why do orcas love to gossip?

They always have a whale of a tale.

Sports

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run.

Sports

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Table tennis.

Manufacturing?Professional

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisFACTORY.

Puns

What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal.

Music

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Pop.

Puns

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

They are always up to something.

Puns

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load.

Puns

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics.

Animals

What is another name for a cow?

A lawn-mooer.

Outdoors

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

The bobber shop.

Puns

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They were tied.

Entertainment

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Squint Eastwood.

Santa & soccer?Holiday

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

COOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!

Puns

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh wear shoes?

Because he prefers his bear feet.

Outdoors

Why is the beach so confident?

It's 100% shore.