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Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they are shellfish.

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three orca whales come to the surface of the waterPuns

Why do orcas love to gossip?

They always have a whale of a tale.

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Sports

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run.

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Sports

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Table tennis.

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Manufacturing?Professional

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisFACTORY.

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What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal.

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Music

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Pop.

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Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

They are always up to something.

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Puns

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load.

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Puns

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics.

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Animals

What is another name for a cow?

A lawn-mooer.

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Outdoors

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

The bobber shop.

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Who won the race between two balls of string?

They were tied.

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Entertainment

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Squint Eastwood.

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Santa & soccer?Holiday

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

COOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!

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Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh wear shoes?

Because he prefers his bear feet.

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Outdoors

Why is the beach so confident?

It's 100% shore.

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