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Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
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Puns
Why do orcas love to gossip?
They always have a whale of a tale.
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Sports
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run.
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Sports
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Table tennis.
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Professional
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisFACTORY.
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Puns
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal.
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Music
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Pop.
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Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
They are always up to something.
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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
They can lighten your load.
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What do insects learn at school?
Mothmatics.
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Animals
What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer.
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Outdoors
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
The bobber shop.
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Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
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Entertainment
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Squint Eastwood.
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Holiday
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
COOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!
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Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh wear shoes?
Because he prefers his bear feet.
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Outdoors
Why is the beach so confident?
It's 100% shore.
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