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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Because its mother was a wafer so long.

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Puns

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Because they're filled with so much common cents.

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Puns

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

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Education

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

A right triangle.

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Animals

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.

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Mickey and Minnie are dressed up and riding in the back of the carPuns

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

A li-mouse-ine.

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Puns

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

They are both Paris-sites.

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Animals

Why should you not pamper a cow?

You'll get spoiled milk.

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The Hand?Education

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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Puns

Why was the picture sent to jail?

It was framed.

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an elegant, lavish bedroom decorated in various shades of cream and ivoryPuns

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

A gold mine.

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Puns

Do you have the best ceiling?

No, but it's up there.

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Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

It was a sneaker.

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The Politician?Political

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail.

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a grassy green lawn with trees and a row of hedgesOutdoors

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Because it always beats around the bush.

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a large inflated red number five against a white backgroundPuns

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

It can plead the fifth.

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