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Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
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Food & Drinks
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
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Puns
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Because they're filled with so much common cents.
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Puns
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Da brie was flying everywhere.
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Education
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
A right triangle.
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Animals
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.
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Puns
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
A li-mouse-ine.
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What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
They are both Paris-sites.
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Animals
Why should you not pamper a cow?
You'll get spoiled milk.
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Education
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
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Puns
Why was the picture sent to jail?
It was framed.
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Puns
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
A gold mine.
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Puns
Do you have the best ceiling?
No, but it's up there.
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Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
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Political
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail.
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Outdoors
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Because it always beats around the bush.
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Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
It can plead the fifth.
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