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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Because its mother was a wafer so long.

Puns

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Because they're filled with so much common cents.

Puns

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

Education

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

A right triangle.

Animals

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.

Mickey and Minnie are dressed up and riding in the back of the carPuns

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

A li-mouse-ine.

Puns

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

They are both Paris-sites.

Animals

Why should you not pamper a cow?

You'll get spoiled milk.

The Hand?Education

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

Puns

Why was the picture sent to jail?

It was framed.

an elegant, lavish bedroom decorated in various shades of cream and ivoryPuns

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

A gold mine.

Puns

Do you have the best ceiling?

No, but it's up there.

Puns

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

It was a sneaker.

The Politician?Political

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail.

a grassy green lawn with trees and a row of hedgesOutdoors

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Because it always beats around the bush.

a large inflated red number five against a white backgroundPuns

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

It can plead the fifth.