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Animals

When should you stop for a glow worm?

When he has a red light.

Sports

When is a baseball player like a thief?

When he steals a base.

Puns

What do you do when two snails fight?

Let them slug it out.

a view of a green mountain forest with many pine trees and a blue sky behindOutdoors

Why are trees always so positive?

Because they have a pe-can do attitude.

Puns

Do you have the best ceiling?

No, but it's up there.

The Oysters?Animals

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Because they're shellfish.

a rhinoceros is running through a dusty savannah Animals

Why do rhinos charge?

Because they never carry cash.

Puns

Why was the picture sent to jail?

It was framed.

no body?Puns

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows!

an aerial view of the Amazon River and surrounding jungleOutdoors

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

The Amazon.

Animals

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Antibiotics.

Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

Puns

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Its days are numbered.

The rabbit?Animals

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs bunny.

a small girl, dressed up as a fairy in a fluffy tulle dress with wings, is sitting in a forestPuns

What fairy loves to count?

The two-th fairy.

Sports

What sport requires no movement at all?

Channel surfing.