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Why do cats love to work?

They're purr-fect at everything they do.

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Animals

What kind of ant is good at math?

An accountant.

a grassy green lawn with trees and a row of hedgesOutdoors

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Because it always beats around the bush.

Holiday

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

A beer and a mop.

People

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She'll Let It Go.

frogs happy?Animals

Why are frogs always so happy?

They eat whatever BUGS them.

Family

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Money doesn't grow on me, you know.

Animals

What kind of store would a dog own?

A licker store.

a spotted pig swims in tropical clear blue waterAnimals

What do pigs do over the summer?

They go on a ham-ily vacation.

Sports

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Tennis.

Puns

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Cobbler.

Puns

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Animals

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Pirates of the Care-bear-ean.

Animals

Where do ants go to eat?

At a restaurant.

Animals

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes.

a tropical cocktail complete with umbrella sits on a beachFood & Drinks

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

A rum punch.

Puns

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

He really thought he could socket to him.