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Why do basketball players like cookies?

It's just another excuse to dunk.

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Puns

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

He really thought he could socket to him.

Vehicles

What kind of car does a chicken have?

A coop.

Animals

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Swimming trunks!

Education

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

A lie-brary.

Animals

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

A hot dog.

Entertainment

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

The Flash.

Food & Drinks

What do fairies always drink?

Sprite.

Sports

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs.

Animals

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

A hip-hop club.

Entertainment

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

He couldn't turn it down.

Puns

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

By its bark.

a person's hand holds a missing piece from a white puzzle, with the words "lies" and "true" writtenAnimals

Which big cat never tells the truth?

A lie-on.

Animals

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes.

Animals

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Sofishticated.

Food & Drinks

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Grease!

Holiday

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!