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Why do baseball players love bowling?

Because it's good to get a strike.

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Animals

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

The kitty pool.

Animals

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

In a hatch-back.

Vehicles

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

It was a steam engine.

Sports

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

The seventh-inning stretch.

Animals

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Sting.

a red bowling ball sits to the right of a set of bowling pins on a laneSports

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Because it's good to get a strike.

Professional

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

He's a great sturgeon.

a person's hand holds a missing piece from a white puzzle, with the words "lies" and "true" writtenAnimals

Which big cat never tells the truth?

A lie-on.

a close-up of a large brown bat hanging upside downSports

What type of bat doesn't fly?

A baseball bat.

Puns

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

It kept raining cats and dogs.

Holiday

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia.

Animals

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs.

Animals

Where would you find an elephant?

The same place you lost it.

Sports

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

They aren't picky, any birdie will do.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Lumpy milkshakes.

Current Events

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

East-er.