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Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Because they can weasel their way out of anything.

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Puns

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

A bullfrog.

The Penguins?Animals

What's black and white and goes around and around?

A penguin in a revolving door.

People

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Tom Holland.

Puns

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Long time, no flea.

Animals

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats.

Puns

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you.

The Penguins?Animals

What's black and white and goes around and around?

A penguin in a revolving door.

Professional

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

You just have to listen varicosely.

a close-up of a smiling snowman wearing a hat, red scarf, and buttonsOutdoors

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle.

Puns

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything.

Sheep Covered Chocolate?Animals

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

Outdoors

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

He didn't have the right hook.

Animals

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

C-A-T.

a bunch of clams sits together against a white backgroundAnimals

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Because they're as happy as a clam.

Outdoors

What do trees wear to the lake?

Swimming trunks.

Outdoors

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Hey there, bud!