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Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Because it was too light.

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Outdoors

What kind of bow can't be tied?

A rainbow!

People

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

You may think it's R, but it's really the C that they love.

The Penguins?Animals

What's black and white and goes around and around?

A penguin in a revolving door.

Puns

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Time to hatch a plan!

Animals

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

A mockingbird.

Vehicles

Which big cat loves to drive?

A jaguar.

Animals

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he was a "chicken".

Education

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

He was looking for a good reaction.

Animals

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Because she heard fowl language.

Outdoors

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Marsh-mallows.

Current Events

When do flowers get their workout in?

Spring Training.

Animals

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

He wanted to be a cool cat.

People

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

That someone had stolen his tent.

Animals

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A bloodhound.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message.

People

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Shocked!