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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.

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Food & Drinks

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

They're too cheesy.

People

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Old yeller.

Animals

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot.

The pterodactyl?Animals

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the "P" is silent.

Holiday

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia.

Inventing fractions?Education

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8th.

Animals

How do you care for a sick bird?

Tweetment.

Animals

What animal scores the most in basketball?

A dunk-ey.

Sports

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea.

Animals

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle.

a person puts a chlorine tablet into a chemical feeder for a poolSports

What game does chlorine never lose?

Pool.

Holiday

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Wrap music.

sit on the clock?Puns

Why did the person sit on the clock?

So they could be ON time.

a close-up of a Rocky Mountain elk while it snowsPuns

Why did the elk have great hair?

It used a lot of moose.

Animals

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

A lean-mur.

People

What do they call pastors in Germany?

German Shepherds.