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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Animals

What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

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Puns

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Time to baguette.

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Puns

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine.

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Drummer's daughters?Music

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

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Holiday

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes.

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Professional

What do cats wear to work?

Kitten heels.

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Puns

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Because they're filled with so much common cents.

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Food & Drinks

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Dill with it.

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Food & Drinks

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

It goes good with the traffic jam.

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sit on the clock?Puns

Why did the person sit on the clock?

So they could be ON time.

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Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

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Puns

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

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Animals

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Sting.

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Professional

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

It was all smoke and mirrors.

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People

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

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How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!

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