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Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
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Animals
What do bees chew?
Bumble gum.
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What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Time to baguette.
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Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
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Music
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2.
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Holiday
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
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Professional
What do cats wear to work?
Kitten heels.
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Puns
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Because they're filled with so much common cents.
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Food & Drinks
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Dill with it.
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Food & Drinks
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
It goes good with the traffic jam.
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Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
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Holiday
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Spring cleaning!
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What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Da brie was flying everywhere.
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Animals
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Sting.
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Professional
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
It was all smoke and mirrors.
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People
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.
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How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
It's impossible to put down!
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