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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Puns

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Time to baguette.

Puns

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine.

Drummer's daughters?Music

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

Holiday

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes.

Professional

What do cats wear to work?

Kitten heels.

Puns

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Because they're filled with so much common cents.

Food & Drinks

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Dill with it.

Food & Drinks

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

It goes good with the traffic jam.

sit on the clock?Puns

Why did the person sit on the clock?

So they could be ON time.

Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

Puns

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

Animals

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Sting.

Professional

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

It was all smoke and mirrors.

People

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

Puns

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!