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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh!

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Food & Drinks

How do eggs end a TV show?

That's all, yolks!

Animals

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

I otter do that!

Puns

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Apple juice.

Vehicles

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

A dirt bike.

Vehicles

What car is the perfect size for mice?

A minivan.

Toilet Paper?Puns

How is life like toilet paper?

You're either on a roll or taking poop from someone.

The fish?Animals

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

Puns

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Because she was afraid someone would caesar.

Outdoors

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Well, they are a big step forward.

Animals

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck.

Food & Drinks

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

It didn't habanero.

The Toothpaste?Music

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

Outdoors

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Well, they are a big step forward.

Puns

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

A yolk book.

Holiday

Why do moms make good vintners?

Because they deal with a lot of whine.