Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

He took a day off.

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Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

"No change yet."

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Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

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Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

He was trying to power it with flower power.

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Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

He has a case of March Madness.

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Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

I turned myself around.

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Where do burgers like to dance?

At the meatball.

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What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

I loaf you!

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What game do cows play at parties?

Moosical chairs.

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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish.

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I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Good, good thymes.

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Which subject has two parts?

Bi-ology.

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Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Well, I won't be the one to spread it!

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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

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Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

He was the designated hitter.

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Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

He took a day off.

Looking for a specific joke?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

"No change yet."

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

He was fishing for compliments.

What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

He was trying to power it with flower power.

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

He has a case of March Madness.

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

I turned myself around.

Where do burgers like to dance?

At the meatball.

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

I loaf you!

What game do cows play at parties?

Moosical chairs.

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish.

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Good, good thymes.

Which subject has two parts?

Bi-ology.

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Well, I won't be the one to spread it!

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

He was the designated hitter.