Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite?

He picked 7 up instead.

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What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

He pulled a mussel.

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Hogwarts.

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Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite?

He picked 7 up instead.

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Elementree school.

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Santa pause.

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Twister.

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Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite?

He picked 7 up instead.

Looking for a specific joke?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

He was the lead bear-itone.

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

You may think it's R, but it's really the C that they love.

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

He pulled a mussel.

Where do pigs learn magic?

Hogwarts.

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite?

He picked 7 up instead.

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

She sent her a pee-mail.

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Elementree school.

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Santa pause.

What bird helps you stay dry?

A t-owl.

What's the biggest moth in the world?

A mammoth.

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

The passengers kept reporting him for going the extra mile.

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Twister.

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

She was a sweeper.

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Doc Ock.

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Pear-is.

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito.