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Why did the wizard ace his math test?

It was on magic squares.

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Holiday

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

a cat is trying to get to the top of a table where a mouse is sittingPuns

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes.

Science

What do you call a peanut in space?

An astronut.

Animals

Why should you not pamper a cow?

You'll get spoiled milk.

Holiday

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Santa pause.

Puns

What's a henway?

About ten pounds.

Outdoors

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer.

Food & Drinks

What is the opposite of coffee?

Sneezy.

Entertainment

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Ribbon hood.

Puns

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Udder nonsense.

five light-colored ferrets are lined up on a white backgroundFamily

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Because they can weasel their way out of anything.

a slice of Parmigiano Reggiano cheese on a wooden cutting board surrounded by basil and tomatoesPeople

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Ray Romano.

twin babies wearing white onesies lay next to each other with arms intertwined while cryingFamily

What siblings are always sad?

The Blues Brothers.

Puns

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Political

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

The Burrito Supreme Court.

Puns

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.