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Why did the wizard ace his math test?

It was on magic squares.

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Holiday

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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a cat is trying to get to the top of a table where a mouse is sittingPuns

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes.

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Science

What do you call a peanut in space?

An astronut.

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Animals

Why should you not pamper a cow?

You'll get spoiled milk.

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Holiday

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Santa pause.

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Puns

What's a henway?

About ten pounds.

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Outdoors

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer.

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Food & Drinks

What is the opposite of coffee?

Sneezy.

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Entertainment

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Ribbon hood.

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Puns

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Udder nonsense.

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five light-colored ferrets are lined up on a white backgroundFamily

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Because they can weasel their way out of anything.

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a slice of Parmigiano Reggiano cheese on a wooden cutting board surrounded by basil and tomatoesPeople

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Ray Romano.

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twin babies wearing white onesies lay next to each other with arms intertwined while cryingFamily

What siblings are always sad?

The Blues Brothers.

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Puns

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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Political

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

The Burrito Supreme Court.

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When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.

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