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Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

It always had the best lynx.

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Sports

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defense.

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Professional

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

The passengers kept reporting him for going the extra mile.

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Sports

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Double dribble.

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a large inflated red number five against a white backgroundPuns

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

It can plead the fifth.

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Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

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Animals

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Been nice gnawing you.

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Sports

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

The seventh-inning stretch.

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Holiday

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes.

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Travel

Where do hands go on vacation?

Palm Springs.

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Animals

Where do ants go to eat?

At a restaurant.

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Vehicles

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Automobile.

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Puns

Why was the pirate late for work?

His ship had sailed.

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Puns

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Drop it a line.

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What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

A mid-wife-crisis!

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Animals

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

It grows a moostache.

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Vehicles

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

It was a steam engine.

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