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Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

It always had the best lynx.

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Sports

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defense.

Professional

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

The passengers kept reporting him for going the extra mile.

Sports

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Double dribble.

a large inflated red number five against a white backgroundPuns

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

It can plead the fifth.

Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

Animals

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Been nice gnawing you.

Sports

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

The seventh-inning stretch.

Holiday

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes.

Travel

Where do hands go on vacation?

Palm Springs.

Animals

Where do ants go to eat?

At a restaurant.

Vehicles

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Automobile.

Puns

Why was the pirate late for work?

His ship had sailed.

Puns

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Drop it a line.

a nurse attends to four babies each in their own hospital bassinetPuns

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

A mid-wife-crisis!

Animals

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

It grows a moostache.

Vehicles

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

It was a steam engine.