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Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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People

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Puns

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Euripides things, you buy them!

Food & Drinks

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Oh crepe!

Animals

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds.

Travel

Where do hands go on vacation?

Palm Springs.

Holiday

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".

Melon married?Food & Drinks

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Puns

Which state is the cleanest?

Washing-ton.

Holiday

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia.

Holiday

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

The ball-et.

Outdoors

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Hey there, bud!

Vehicles

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

He had too much gas.

a girl dressed in an 80s-style windbreaker, white sunglasses, and a side ponytail poses for the cameraFood & Drinks

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

A rad-ish.

Animals

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee.

Outdoors

Which plant has the best roar?

A dandelion.

Puns

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

A hermit crab.