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Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser.

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Animals

Where do frogs keep their money?

In a river bank.

Holiday

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Subordinate clauses.

Outdoors

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

The bobber shop.

Current Events

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award?

Oscar the grouch.

Puns

Do you have the best ceiling?

No, but it's up there.

The rabbit?Animals

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs bunny.

Puns

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

Puns

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Time to hatch a plan!

Cat's TV show?Entertainment

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Claw and Order.

Food & Drinks

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

He was a big dill.

astronaut spaced?Travel

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Turns out he just needs some space!

Vehicles

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Because his car got toad.

Sports

When fish play football, who is the captain?

The team's kipper.

Vehicles

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

He had too much gas.

Food & Drinks

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Dill with it.